Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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