I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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