I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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