He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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