I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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