You surviving the open bar?
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would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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