I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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