she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I don't deserve a penis
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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