they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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