i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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