Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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