"it" just moved
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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