she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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No subtext here. People are naked.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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