what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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