Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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