dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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