some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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