Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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