I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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