so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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