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Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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