you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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