shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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