i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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