I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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