i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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