We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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