so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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