Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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