Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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