I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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