Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize