This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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