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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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