Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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