hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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