Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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