dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You smell like stripper and shame
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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