quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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