Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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