I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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