If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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