Can i not drive my cunt home
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize