well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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