so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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