They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just had sex bonerless
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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