I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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