she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
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I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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