Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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