shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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