I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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